Thursday, 26 January 2012

Mega sweet plans for Aberdeen’s City Garden Project


Design would see 14 brands of sweets inserted


Published: 26/01/2012
The centre of Aberdeen could be filled with sweets as part of the City Garden Project, designers revealed today.
The raising of Union Terrace Gardens in Aberdeen would see over fourteen brands of confectionary dispersed throughout the Granite Web.
The sweets – including Smarties, Bassets Allsorts, Quality Street, Love Hearts,  – would replace the 86 trees currently in Union Terrace Gardens, to help create the new City Garden in Aberdeen.
Designers have said there is also option to construct the elevated walkways out of Twix. Wham bars were initially considered, however they ruled out after they were found to soften in the Mediterranean climates predicted be brought by the creation of the Square  Garden.
A spokesperson for ACSEF tonight said initial projections suggest that the City Garden Project's 5 acres of sweets would create around 6,500 long and medium term employment opportunities "What this development had highlighted is the periphery industries which could benefit directly from the project. We believe this would allow Aberdeen to become a centre for excellence in Dentistry."

Frank Furter from the Aberdeen City Gardens Trust Steering Monitoring Project Gardens Strategic Partnership Collective said "Whatever you want in it, you can have it."

A source close to the city council, who yesterday agreed on a range of measures to pave the way for the City Garden Project, subject to a “yes” vote when the result of the ballot is announced on March 2, claimed that elected members were very interested in this new proposal "especially if there was an option to include butteries."

Sir Ian Wood, who has underpinned the City Gardens Project with a generous donation of £50 Million from his personal fortune today said "Yummy."

16 comments:

iain g said...

i hope they have parma violets!

Charlie Bucket said...

Will there be rivers of chocolate? Oh I do hope so!

Mike Crawford said...

It's a vote for common sense.

Jacquie Shortland said...

Someone with the technical ability superimpose Wood onto Depp's version of Wonka....that's an alternative poster campaign for the garden of utopian delights :)

Jaki S said...

Allsorts of everything & anything your hearts desire, promise, honest!

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Nursiebint said...

I'm hoping for sherbet fountains

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Gillian said...

I tried link this to my Facebook page but when I clicked on the "send to Facebook" link I was taken to the Evening Express website. I'd really sooner NOT go there!

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